- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why so serious ?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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