- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

read me write me

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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