- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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