- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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