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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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