Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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the NAACP

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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