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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

penis. nuff said.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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