One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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