a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Pickle

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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