- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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