- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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