Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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