- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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