- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

hey hey apple

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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