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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Women's Rights..

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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