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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

taking out the trash... at night

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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