- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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