- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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