In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Dead girls can't say no.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Manchester City

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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