- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

it was all Tagart

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Dwarf Shortage

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Im taking a shit right now.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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