- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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