- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I have a horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What stops a train? A missile

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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