- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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