- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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