- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what's black and can't swim?

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

You bumder!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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