- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Kys

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Nickelback

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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