- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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