- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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