LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

I'm rick james bitch

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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