- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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