A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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