What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Anti Joke

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