What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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