- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

My children are mistakes

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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