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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Where's my tractor?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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