Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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