Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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