An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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