What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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