Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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