Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Stephen Hawking

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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How do you end a sentence

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Black People

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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