Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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the NAACP

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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I literally died laughing

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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