What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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