- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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