- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

womans having rights.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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