- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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