Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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woman's rights

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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