- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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