stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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