your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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