- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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