- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

why did you poop because you are a poop

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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