A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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How old are you? 7

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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