- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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