- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

dat shoe shine tho

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