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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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