what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Alchohol.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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