- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

How about that airline food?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

H o m o comes out as homo

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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