Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Anti Joke

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