- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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