Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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