Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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