Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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