- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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