- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

hers a joke... japanese people

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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