A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Tunechi

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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