Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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HEY!

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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