- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Sex

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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