Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Racial Equality

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

You want to hear a joke? Republican

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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