How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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