A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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