Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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The WPGA tour

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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