- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

No your aunties a joke

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

God is real.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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