- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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