- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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