- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

42 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Flowers are colors Love me

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Flowers are colors Love me

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't