- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

David Cameron

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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