- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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