why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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