- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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