- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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