- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A man was shot. He died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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