- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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