Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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