- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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