- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A guy walks into a bar

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Antijokes...

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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