Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

the redsox

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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