what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Your sex life.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

how do you win a game try your best

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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