Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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