whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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