what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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The WPGA tour

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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